thankyouforthedildos:

Perks of dating me:

  • you’ll be the hot one

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I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

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Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. (via fake-mermaid)

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The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either. Ricky Gervais (via leantanned)

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